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Ladies and Gentleman WELCOME to the NEW BREED, WELCOME TO WRESTLUTION 12: PRIME!!!
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Beef is best served like steak! |
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We have an amazing show for you tonight!
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So lets rock and roll! |
The Section 8 Heavyweight Mez Murdock is prepping for his first ever singles Wrestlution match. This is something he’s proud about but something that ultimately feels incomplete. Without Omar Gibbs, without F.A.C.E. and without Hannibal D, without the A-Team, Mez wasn’t the same person.
Yeah he’s still from Brooklyn, yeah he still puts Boots 2 Bustas and yeah he’s still absolutely Busta Free but this ain’t the same Shamez Murdock from 2013. A different type of warrior emerged from the wreckage left by Tobin Frost and his brother Sean McGee years ago.
That man who has emerged is more angry, more violent and more vengeful. That man is standing in front of you right now with words to heed.
Mez: Those that know me, know I’m not a man of many words, but a man of many actions.
He begins to lace his left boot, looping while looking at the camera directly.
Mez: I usually come at you in different ways, talkin’ is for the fugn’ birds b. But this is the stage of all stages to speak your piece….So I will...
The camera focuses to show his fully laced left boot.
Mez: The sole reason my black ass even came back here was to body Tobin Frost and Sean McGee….my sole fugn’ reason. I already broke McGee, no easy fight, but we settled that beef. Me n’ him shot the fair one….
He begins to lace his right boot, looping while the camera pans closer.
Mez: Tonight me and Tobin will shoot the fair one, we will settle this sh*t like fugn gladiators in the arena. Pride, Blood and Vengeance. We will end this once n’ for all.
The camera zooms in on a fully laced right boot.
Mez: IT’S BANG TIME !!!
Two massive, shiny, tightly laced black boots stomp off camera as a ghettOCW logo appears then fades.
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This one is gonna be a brawl!
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And it's the Main Event! |
Mistico parked his car in the garage and got out, a sugar skull mask covering his face instead of his in-ring mask. He looked around as a camera approached him fairly quickly.
Jim Black: “Mistico! Last time I interviewed you, you lost your match against Ragnarath and Code, do you think your match today will go differently?”
Mistico: Jim... I told you, they needed to team up to beat me, this is a one on one match. I don’t see this match going anything like that one. Él no es el "Orgullo de la Turmoil". Soy el Orgullo de México y la Turmoil. I’ve come up with a way to beat him, I don’t think he’ll be ready for it.
Jim Black: “Alright, why aren’t you showing your mask for later today?”
Mistico: “Because it’s a surprise, just like my plan to beat Archer.”
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Confident!
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That's the key to victory! |
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WOW, Holy ****
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HE DID IT, OH MY GOD HE DID IT!!! |
Gene: So what motivated you to join OCW last season?
Dragana: …
Gene: Are you…...going to elaborate at all?
Dragana: …
Gene:The hell is wrong with her?
Johnny Law: It’s just the way she is. She’s not exactly big on conversations. But as her manager and loyal friend, I’ll answer your question to the best of my ability.
Johnny Law:
To make it simple, she tracked down her brother after years of being separated, and despite initial tension, she admired the legacy he had started to build for himself. So she wanted in on the fun, even though her brother has issues with that.
Gene: What separates you from the other women on the roster?
Dragana: …
Johnny Law: She’s not one to mince words. And while she isn’t as large as a Bertha Stigglitz would be, she’s definitely bigger than most of the other bombshells. I think she kinda gives people the creeps too.
Gene: So what’s next after Wrestlution?
Johnny Law: We may have to settle the score with….an old friend.
Dragana puts her hand behind Johnny’s head and raises her index and middle finger, forming bunny ears.
Johnny Law: I’ll let you decide what that means.
Gene: How do you feel abo-
Dragana gets up close to Gene and puts a finger up to her mouth.
Dragana: Ssssshhhhh….
Johnny Law: I think that’s enough questions for now.
Gene: ………...
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I'm just happy Dragana is back!
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Yea you would, B! |
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He did it!
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Interesting! |
The crowd is still buzzing as Echo makes her way to the stage
Echo: For some reason, big wrestling events like this one always host a concert somewhere between the matches. But, OCW obviously cannot afford Drake, 21 Savage or Lil Xan so we need to switch to something more…
Echo: ...let’s say “homemade”
Echo: I want to thank all the wrestlers that contributed to the release of the dopest mixtape in the history of OCW. And I bet that even those who thought this was a cringe-worthy idea, are still bumping these beats while driving their cars
Echo: So without further ado, I present to you the Straight Outta Valhalla Mixtape Volume #1
Pyros go off as the cover of the album is displayed on the huge X-tron, including the tracklist
The crowd goes crazy because they know the mixtape is straight fire
Meanwhile, Valkyrie is seeing approaching the stage. She hugs Echo and bows to the crowd
Valkyrie: It all started with that poem I wrote on Turmoil 200 and now we have our own mixtape. And remember guys, you should buy the songs legally and not pirate them, because otherwise you would cause serious harm to the music industry…
Echo: Aren’t we killing the rap industry already? Ah!
Echo: Anyway. We are going to be performing live “The Sleepover Club” a.k.a. The Showblitz diss track…
The crowd mildly cheers, even though someone can be heard screaming “God please NO!”
Some sick instrumental start playing in the background as Echo flips her swaggy snapback and gets ready to dish out some truth
Whose actions I will never understand fully
A showgirl from Las Vegas, we know that by now
Cheryl Stixx is the name, for her the men go “wow”
She surrounds herself with bodyguards, besties and groupies,
They are her watchdogs, I call them Snoopies
We got Riley Quinn, the crazy sociopath
She doesn’t go anywhere without her baseball bat
Then there’s Genevieve, the strong enforcer,
She’s the perfect brass knuckles endorser
And what about that Danny Boyd,
He thinks he’s fabolous, but he’s just a boy toy
This is Showblitz, they have Turmoil on lockdown
But Odin has spoken, tomorrow it’s going to be a beatdown
When my client Valkyrie is getting her hands on Cheryl,
She gonna take the L, better call her L-heryl
Meanwhile the W is going to go to Valkyrie
And because of that, you are going to call her W-alkyrie
Crowd goes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofff
Echo: And now it’s time to get on with Wrestlution 12!
The two wave at the crowd, then they make their way back to the locker room
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What the heck did Cobra DO TO GET DISSED!
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He caught a stray! He don't want no smoke! |
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